they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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