sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
i believe in u and ur pee
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