Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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