i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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