? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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