do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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