I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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