You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
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