the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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