She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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