Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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