Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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