Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
