so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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