physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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