In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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