somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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