Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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