so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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