im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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