Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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