she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
