He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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