I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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