Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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