Too much gin, very little bucket
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Randomize
