I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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