I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
