I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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