I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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