you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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