it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Randomize
