Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
