How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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