I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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