You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
he just fucked me for my cheese..
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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