i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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