Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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