I just found puke in my bra..
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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