you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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