I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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