I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I have feelings that need drinking.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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