Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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