that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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