don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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