i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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