i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i think i have herpe
just one?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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