I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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