I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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