You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
