what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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