Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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