saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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