nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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